i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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