OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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