Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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