stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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