I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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