How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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