Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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