Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's never too late to be topless.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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