btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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