Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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