Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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