It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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