Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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