Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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