I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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