As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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