By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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