Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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