She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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