You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
In America we eat man semen.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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