dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
last night I used snow as a chaser
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