is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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