He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
