it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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