Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
too bad you live with your parents still
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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