You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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