Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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