Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I need help removing her.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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