I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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