This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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