I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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