You're so nebulous sometimes
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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