i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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