Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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