I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He did a backflip because drugs
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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