i already hear my dad disowning me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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