i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Enjoy the penises
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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