your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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