Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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