I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
