I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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