Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
