she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
being pregnant is like rehab
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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