Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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