Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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