im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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