Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
