is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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