it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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