Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
