i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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