playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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