no, he came in my armpit
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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