Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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