break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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