Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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