He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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